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DotA Survivor - 12: Kaytang

Ldraggy sat in a secluded clearing, enjoying his meal of hawk and roast pig. He had an unlimited supply. As long as he ate and digested the creatures he summoned in a set period of time because they disappeared, his gut could remain forever satisfied. It was not satisfying to find a large bit of pork ass had suddenly disappeared from his mouth as he was chewing it.

Ldraggy tired, however of eating the same food time and time again. He had tried eating everything, from Rock Golem Crunchy Bars, Kobold Stew and Ursa Pudding Delight to Roshan Dung Salad, Dragonspawn Egg Omelette and even *shudder* grass in his attempts to find something that would satisfy his large palette. No. It would not do. Draggy desired something more. He desired rare cuts of meat, which only certain heroes could satisfy.

He had spent time over the past few days searching for his special targets, ignoring other worthy heroes, until his hawk hit paydirt. There was Panther Steak for the taking.

Negi’s Panther drank silently from the river, while Negi remained unaware of the invisible hawk flying overhead. It wasn’t until he heard a cry from the woods “I’m here to pwn ya la!” that he reacted. By then the homoerotic beastmaster was already all over negi, his pig spitting quills into the flank of his panther, the hawk screeching uncontrollably and the beastmaster himself charging into the fray.

Negi at first considered firing off his eclipse, but knew the futility with the beastmasters allies in the vicinity. Instead, he immediately blinked past the thick grove of trees to his right. Such reprieve was short lived however, as axes came whirring through the trees, cleanly chopping off the panthers hind legs. Negi jumped off his panther in horror, as the brute beared down on him, pig in tow. His grunts were not unlike those of king kong himself.

Negi had no other choice to use eclipse, and use it he did. The Hawk burst into a bloody puddle, it’s carcass falling from the sky and hitting the beastmaster on his backside. The pig surprisingly survived the blasts before staggering and collapsing against a destroyed tree stimp. Ldraggy himself however had not really felt the effects besides a strange dizziness and a dull pain all over. He had weathered the storm. Without his panther, which was now mewling in silent pain on the ground, Negi turned to his last resort.

“Truce! Draggy! Truce please!”
LDraggy stopped in his tracks, his eyes meeting Negis.
“Have you heard the call of the wild Negi?”
Negi, dumbstruck took a blind risk and responded in the affirmative.
“That is good. You may go…But Panther mine. Mine Panther. Get?”
The Beastmaster did not receive a response, as Negi blinked up a nearby ledge and started running towards the sentinel sanctuary. ldraggy considered giving chase for the briefest of moments, but instead settled down to preparing his panther steak. The panther itself made some desperate lunges at ldraggy, but a swift axe to the cranium split its head open and silenced it. The ensuing meal along with the panther brain serum drink sated his hunger and thirst, but he still desired more…

12/21/2007 7:26:00 PM Category Dota Arts & Fan Fiction Comments 0 Views (476)
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